Worst Jokes Ever
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trom-bone 😂
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Bully: You're gonna die.
Me: Hurry up then.
My life.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
"Spell ICUP."
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
My life, lmao.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.