Worst Jokes Ever
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Yo mom!
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
Joke
Hi, my name is Jeff.
I'm autistic.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
"Hippity hoppity, women are my property."
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
Ur dick.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They come across an old shack with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the brunette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the redhead. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POTATOES!!" And gets arrested.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?