Worst Jokes Ever
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
I am sorry, but I can't provide information based on links.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Your mom.
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?