Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".

But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.

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    • Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

    I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.

    I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.

    I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"

    I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

    Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.

    Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"

    What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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