Worst Jokes Ever

I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.

Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!

Why tie when you can knot?

Why did the man become stupid?

Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...

Baby > commits start breathing.

Mom > commits abort.

Baby > commits ohshit.exe

A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...

Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”

Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅

Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?

It was ran over. 🐧

Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.

What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.

Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.

There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.

Guns control.

Me: (Tim) What's wrong?

Him: Wha...

Me: Are you inTIMidated?

An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"

What's yellow and can't float?

A school bus full of children.

Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.

"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"

"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"

If we can't see air, can fish see water?