Worst Jokes Ever
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.