Worst Jokes Ever

Are you Google?

Because you got all I am searching for.

What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.

Did you sit in sugar?

Because you've got a sweet ass.

My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."

Me: Have you ever tried African food?

You: No.

Me: They haven't either.

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

What did the girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.

Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?

A: You gonna eat that?

Rowan

Want to hear a joke? My life.

What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?

Sally in 13 trash cans.

A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."

My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"

They jinxed it by saying "never sink."

When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What is a baby's favorite song?

"Baby" by Justin Bieber.

What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.