Worst Jokes Ever
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.
Then the antidote becomes the most important.
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*I was actually up all night watching.*
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
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Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa