Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Stop copying each other, fucking losers!
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.