Worst Jokes Ever
Elephant
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD
PS free sex at my name
Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.
Find Jaiden.
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Jaiden got lost after I looked for Jokes.
Also the Category is Jesus because Jesus got lost as well.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.