Worst Jokes Ever
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.