Worst Jokes Ever
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She didn't have any arms, remember!
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.