Worst Jokes Ever
This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, "F*** no, you won’t return it!"
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Fuck all reading this.
I am looking for Mike Roch.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
Carter is a pussy.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.