Worst Jokes Ever
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
Potatoes
Stand? Wait. No.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.