Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.

So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.

So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

You can't fuck a rock.

My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"

The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"

Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"

I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?

Kurt Cobain's microphone.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

You nail its other hand to the ground.