Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.

The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

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    • A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"

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    • What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."

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    • Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.

    Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide

    Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.

    I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.

    Me: It smells like good fam.

    Friend: What's good fam?

    Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?

    So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you." in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says, "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says, "Cool, let me try!" and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says, "Superman, you're an asshole."

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    • How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?

    "Because he felt it in his bones?"

    No,

    He read the weather app, you idiot.