Worst Jokes Ever
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
gamer
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Wanna hear a long joke?
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
Spaceballs: The Comment.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.