Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How do Chinese people name their children?

They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"

Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"

Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking, so he asked him, "Sir, are you drunk?" The man responds, "No, sir, I'm not drunk." So the officer asks, "How high are you?" And the man responds, "No sir, it's 'Hi, how are you?'"

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    • What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

    The women.

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    • I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.

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    • When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.

    My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

    Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

    Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

    What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE