Worst Jokes Ever
Send toe pics lol :)
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.
Yes.
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Knight HAHAHAHA!
Hi, I'm Yeff.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
A guy walked into a bar.
A guy walked out of a bar.
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.