Worst Jokes Ever

Get up, you lazybones!

My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.

What do you call a fish with no legs?

Fsh have no legs.

What do you do with legs?

Fsh have no legs.

What do you do with legs?

Break!

I knead bread.

I have breakfast with my boys.

Porky

I wear a nose on my forehead.

I like tortles.

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?

Chomp!

I sat on a chair.

One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.

Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.

What did the baseball player say to the bassist?

Nice baseline!

God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.

Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.

Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.

Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.

What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!

Cancer is like a video game.

Some people cannot beat it.

Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.