Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.

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    • Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.

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    • So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

    Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

    Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."

    What did the cow say to the sheep?

    “Moo!”

    What did the sheep say to the cow?

    “That was a bad joke!”

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    • How do Asian people name their children?

    They throw a pan down the stairs.

    What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

    I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

    I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.

    So, about a year ago I was riding a horse, and out of nowhere the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off. I would have been OK, but my foot got stuck in the stirrup. The horse dragged me along and didn't stop.

    I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manager who came out and unplugged the horse.

    I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."

    Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.

    Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!

    My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.

    What do you call a fish with no legs?

    Fsh have no legs.

    What do you do with legs?

    Fsh have no legs.

    What do you do with legs?

    Break!