Worst Jokes Ever

This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.

I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist.

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.

All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.

7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.

Have a sink in your house? Eat it.

Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.

Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.

...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...

Welcome to our Computer Show.

I'm Mars Argo.

Welcome to youtube.com.

Welcome to youtube.com.

Where we treat our patients nicely.

Hi.

What's Reddit?

Where are you right now?

Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

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Say "joke" 5 times.

Oh, nothing happened.

Jokes suck.

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What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?

Transparent.

My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?

A: Mat.

Did you hear about the dead artist?

Too many strokes.