Worst Jokes Ever
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?" The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!"
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
A seal walks into a club.
One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.