Worst Jokes Ever

I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.

You look like a burger.

What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?

Ten-putt!

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I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.

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"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"

"Her miscarriage."

What do bitches say?

"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"

I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One, if you throw it hard enough.

A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.

I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!

Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

A: Carlos.

When someone says, "Jesus," I say, "Bitch, where?"

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."

How do you make a pink Smurf?

You peel the skin off.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.