Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.
So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."
My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"
I said, "Literally."
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.