Worst Jokes Ever
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
A seal walks into a club.
One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.
My new girlfriend is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”