Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
My wife wanted a present that could go from zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Small People.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...