Worst Jokes Ever
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
I was always poked and told at weddings your next...
So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
I'm dead inside.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
AP Chemistry.
I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)