Worst Jokes Ever
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Don't touch my bot.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are robbing a bank. The police are soon after them, so they hide in a bunch of barrels.
The police arrive and search the area. They come over to the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it. The brunette says, "Woof."
"Oh, it's just a dog," says the police officer, and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. The redhead says, "Meow."
"Oh, it's just a cat," says the officer, then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden. The blonde says, "Potato."
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!