Worst Jokes Ever
What did the house wear to the party? A dress.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
If you have cancer, you are gay.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
So, my mom has hit me with a flip flop when I was bad, and when I cheated on my girl, right when the other girl came in, a flip flop came flying in the room.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
God: “Steven, join us.”
Sees the staircase to Heaven.
Steven: “Ahh, fu-”
My girlfriend passed away recently.
At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.
Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.