Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
I like pepper.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"