Worst Jokes Ever
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
Pool table.
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
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A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I ate a watch once... it was time-consuming.
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
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Me: My life.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!