Worst Jokes Ever
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
Gay is gay.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
You and your mom.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.