Worst Jokes Ever
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
16 is a knight? Mail.
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
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What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
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Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
2+2=7
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.