How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
HKY FM? Hmm.
You are quite [something].
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
I don't know what to say.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"
Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"
Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"
