Worst Jokes Ever

Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?

Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!

My dad is like a unicorn.

He's never here. :c

Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.

Y'all is ugly!

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.

How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!

I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!

I ass big ass you :-)

What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.

The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!

I got hit with a can of soda.

It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.

They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.

If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?

Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?

Neither has he.

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.