Worst Jokes Ever
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Richmond
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.