Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
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I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
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I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
My social life.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
