Worst Jokes Ever
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?
A: You wave at them.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
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What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
The "W" in African stands for water.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Uranus is a gassy planet.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.