A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu you get what you deserve!
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
I like pepper.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
