Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Yo momma like a penny.. -two faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
He tried to install a free version of windows 10
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
Stephen Hawkings died because he lost wifi connection
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
how many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
