Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
Quiz: Turn what for what?
A joke.
Suck my butts, queer.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
Pool table.
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
More jokes.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.