Worst Jokes Ever

My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.

I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!

Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?

Because he is DEAD.

Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

You're gay.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Yeah, me too.

Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

There's something special about cemeteries.

People are dying to get inside.

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"

What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?

Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.

My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!

Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.

Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.

I

hate

you!

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

Yo' mama is a joke.