Worst Jokes Ever
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Anyone here a spoon?
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
F*ck me!
Fuck me.
Black people run fast.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.