Worst Jokes Ever
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
How do you pet a psychopath's cat?
You get it out of the microwave.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Did you hear about the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well, the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
Arms.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."