Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Yeeeeeeeet!
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
Callum Coulter
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
I have no legs.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Michael is gay and sucks cock.