Worst Jokes Ever
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
Oh no!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
Two sticks only make a fire.
Fucking Fruit!
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
This is so damn funny!
There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Here you go!"
So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
Joe Mama!
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"