Worst Jokes Ever
King.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
What are clowns good at?
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions, which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.