Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
What's the best thing about a blowjob?
- The silence.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
Sex.
Your mum's got big tits.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
"Bill, never do that again."