Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Hillary for president.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.