Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
What game is for kids? Uno.
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
I love autumn!
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
Sumona.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.