Worst Jokes Ever

I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.

Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.

Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.

Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Orphan: What's a mama?

Random kid: *shook*

Location is in London by the way.

One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.

His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"

Why was the ant so confused?

All of its uncles were ants.

Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.

I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I've been broken, heart's contentious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost and I'm found, but It's torture being in love. I love when you're around But I fucking hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.

Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.

When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.

Who did yo mama marry?

Joe Mama.

Want to hear a pencil joke?

Never mind, it’s pointless.

Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?

To eat the Pringles.

Big penis.

Why did the hobo go back to the future?

To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.

What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"

That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!

Why did the hobo cross the road?

To get the rotten donut on the other side.