Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.
The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"
The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?
It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow.
I woke up and my pillow was gone.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
