Worst Jokes Ever
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What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Your family in a nutshell.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
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