Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "Yes," and lifted up her dress. Then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.