Worst Jokes Ever

What do women and moldy bread have in common?

A yeast infection.

Say "beans" fast three times.

Now you’re an idiot.

Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.

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Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.

Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.

What name is easy to say in Spanish?

Marissa!

What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!

It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.

Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.

What are twins’ favorite fruit?

Pairs 🍐.

You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.

Why was the giraffe late to work?

Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.

I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?

Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it has a silent “p.”

What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?

Doughnuts, because they're holy.

I'm hard right now.

'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)

What is black and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking's after a fire.

Why did the dog walk out at night?

To scare his people!