Worst Jokes Ever
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One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
What is a difference between a tree and...
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
At school, I love to have fun!
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!