Worst Jokes Ever

Have a good day tomorrow!

What is your favorite name?

Amy has.

What is your favorite color?

What do you call a tree?

Love you.

What time is it?

What time is it when you can drive home from phone?

Also, not love everyone.

I love everyone.

I had a good day.

I love animals!

What is a kid who loves school?

A smart kid.

What is the difference between a tree and a school?

A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.

What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."

Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling good.

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

I can hear the whole world booing me.

What is the octopus's favorite shape?

An octagon.

org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.

What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!