Worst Jokes Ever

You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?

Pour bleach on it.

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?

The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.

Why did the butt fart?

Because they don't know the words.

What is a difference between a tree and...

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

At school, I love to have fun!

Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!

I love my dog!

What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?

My dad is nice!

And walk.

Hi I did a...

From your Dad.

I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.

Why are frogs good at basketball?

Because they always make jump shots.

Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?

It had a ruff night. 😂

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.