Worst Jokes Ever
Who is Helen Keller?
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had fun, and I had to.
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.