Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Ahh, the coronavirus!
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
My dad just comes and goes.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.