Worst Jokes Ever
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
I was at an emotional wedding. The cake was in tiers.
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What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Uh oh, stinky!
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Life's too short to want it.
I hate rubber.
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?