Worst Jokes Ever
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.