Worst Jokes Ever
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
I like Fortnite.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
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Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.