Worst Jokes Ever
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
So my bus... goodness.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.