Worst Jokes Ever
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
What is the difference between a tree?
I did have a good [time].
What is a joke?
I did a good walk, and I did a good job of it.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Stephanie has a magic.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.