Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.
I love my new phone.
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
I love games.
What time is fun?
Time for games!
Fun!
I did a good walk and I...
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the douchebag's house.
Knock knock.
(It's the octopus.)
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.