Worst Jokes Ever
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
Nice 👍
Hi 👋 I was wondering...
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
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Hi! 👋 I love! 💕
I love birthdays 🍰
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"