Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?

You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?

All they have is IVs!

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.

No more toilet paper jokes, please.

What does an orphan call a family photo?

A selfie.

John

How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.

What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?

I love my name.

Stephanie is my name.

What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

I love sleep 🛏!

What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

My car 🚘

Stephanie has a great thumb!

I love jokes about buses.

What is a bus 🚌?