Worst Jokes Ever
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
I'm a recovering cake addict.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂