Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
Icebergie is a randy.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Aren't I beary good?
Aren't I badly good?
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
Spppppp.
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What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔