Worst Jokes Ever
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Rajdeep
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...