Worst Jokes Ever
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
What is a difference between a tree and...
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
At school, I love to have fun!
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
I love my dog!
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
My dad is nice!
And walk.
Hi I did a...
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
Very funny battery joke.