Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Cocaine

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Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.

Dick

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What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

Blowjob

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Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?

Poetry

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They told me I'd never be good at poetry.

But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!

Rabbit

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Doc: Can I help you?

Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.

Doc: When did it begin?

Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).

Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...

Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.

Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?

Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.