Worst Jokes Ever
Suck all the bread!
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
All of them.