I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
I don’t love being bored.
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you get home?
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
I love going to sleep at night.
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
