Worst Jokes Ever
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
An old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her off the edge without knowing it was her cash she wanted to check, so I died to help her!
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
Pooooooooooop!