Worst Jokes Ever
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Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
All of them.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
911, what's your emergency?
Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.
Well, it's not a living room anymore.
Me: Hangs up.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.