Worst Jokes Ever
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.