Worst Jokes Ever

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!

"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."

Icebergie is a randy.

Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.

Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Why did the alligator see a crocodile?

Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.

Aren't I beary good?

Aren't I badly good?

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?

A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."

Spppppp.

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...

What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔

I love riding my bike 🚲.

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.

I love silly jokes.

What's bad? A nut allergy.

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?

The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?

"When is your next blood period?"