Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
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Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.